WHY... "ADOPT" BOB THE BRICK - NOW!!
Is ADOPTING a BRICK Really a Thing? NOW IT IS!!
BOB IS NOT JUST A... BRICK!! He's the World's First Celebrity Brick!! This is a Comedy Art "Collection" - Signed and Numbered by International Master Brick Artisan and Whisperer, the one and only UNCLE BOB himself. (Not an Auto-Pen).
YOU GET: Bob The Brick, Certificate of Authenticity, Collector's Trading Card, and the Official Adoption Letter. All 4 are manually signed and numbered personally by Uncle Bob.
Brickologist Uncle Bob... Designs, Sands, and Waxes - Every Bob The Brick - MANUALLY.
PLUS... BONUSES include the hilarious audiobook "The Legend of Bob The Brick," and "Brick Seeds." This heavy dude (a real brick) is even Shipped Free (Currently, Bob is only available in 50 US states).
Bob is a "Very" Limited Collector's Brick Collection for yourself, as well as a great (hilarious) Gift for those you love!! Maybe even one of the best gifts they'll ever get - making you their new hero.
IMAGINE BOB (The "BRICK," not Uncle Bob)... Sitting quietly on your desk (Staring at you. Judging you). Politely holding your door open. Making conversations with strangers easier. Protecting your home. Or just gaining value as a very rare Collector's Brick Collection.
You're not "buying" Bob, you're actually Adopting him!!
WARNING: People Who Watch This Video End Up Adopting Bob. Don't say you weren't warned when someday you really want one but there are no Bob's left to adopt, and Bob says, "I told you so, knucklehead."
International Master Brick Artisan, Designer, Brickologist, Whisperer (And other important self-proclaimed titles)... UNCLE BOB is available for a limited number of TV, Radio, Podcast, and Media Interviews (Email him at: info@bobthebrick.com )
BOB THE BRICK... is a simple block with a big dream: to become the most legendary brick in the whole wide world.
To become a best friend (Your New BFF) to as many human's as possible.
Raised by Uncle Bob (Let's call him Bob's inventor and step-uncle), Bob learned three things early in life:
- Stand firm
- Stay solid
- Don't crack under pressure
Now he travels the world spreading joy, stability, and questionable advice to anyone who will listen.
Adopt Bob Today!! He Needs YOU. You Need HIM!
Bob is a Hilarious GIFT, too.
EXTRA BONUSES!!
Included with Every Adoption
Your Adoption (of Bob) Also Helps Feed Starving Children
They All Agree and Say... ADOPT BOB!!
RECAP: Here's All You Get With the... Bob The Brick (Limited-Edition) "Founder's Collection." *PLUS: Special Launch Price of Just $99.99 for the First "100" Bob The Brick Collections.
WARNING: Bob is a Blind Adoption.
You do NOT get to choose your Bob. Bob chooses YOU.
Some Bobs are handsome. Some Bobs look like they lost a fight with a lawn mower. Some have scars. Some have googly eyes. One may possibly be wanted in three states.
Every Bob is unique, lovable, and slightly questionable.
Remember: You are adopting Bob… not judging a brick beauty pageant.
Move over Pet Rock… Bob The Brick is the new legend in town!
VERY IMPORTANT... As an introduction - Only the first "100" brick collections starting at #201 are the first to adopt in our Limited-Edition Founder's Collection. (Hint: Adopt Bob EARLY). They are available for only $99... then the price goes up (tier 2) signed and numbered (with same additional bonuses) collection. Then, up again (tier 3). With only a VERY LIMITED total number of Bob The Brick Collections ever released, who knows what these Limited-Edition Founder's Collections may be worth down the road. Who knows what celebrities and influencers may adopt Bob The Brick, and do funny videos with their precious little "Bob," thus potentially increasing Bob's value. No guarantees of course. In other words, don't be late... ADOPT AT LEAST ONE BOB, today! Give Bob as a GIFT, too.
FYI: The maximum Bob's you can personally adopt is 10. After that, the government starts asking questions and your neighbors assume you’re building a fortress. Let others enjoy Bob, too.
You will want one (or seven)!! And, so will your favorite dad, mom, brother, sister, friend, and even enemy.
HINT: NOW... IS THE TIME TO GET ONE OF THE FIRST BOB LIMITED-EDITION FOUNDER'S COLLECTIONS... Adopt your "Bob The Brick(s)" ASAP!!
*200 bricks are also locked in the "Brick Vault"… and when they’re (later) released, they may include something special (yes… possibly Baby Bob, too).”
OK... Hard Sales Pitch Over!! lol (Just trying to give you a "heads up.")
On Another Note (Squirrel)... Get Super Cool Freebies AND check out our Hilarious T-Shirts and more at our sister company: DadJokeNation.com
ADOPT BOB BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP!! AND, GIVE HIM AS A GIFT!!
NOTE: EVERY "BOB" IS... DIFFERENT!!
(He may not look anything like these)
ONLY 100 BOB THE BRICK COLLECTIONS (AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW) for the launch price of ONLY $99.99!! Then, the price will go up. Remember, all Bob's are HAND-CRAFTED in the USA (face designed, sanded, waxed, signed and numbered along with the rest of the stuff) by Brick Sculptor and Therapist, Uncle Bob himself.
FREE SHIPPING (USA ONLY)
Bob's a Heavy Dude. He's a REAL Brick!! (Keep Away from little kid's and idiots)
🚫 NO REFUND / NO RETURN POLICY (BOB THE BRICK)
First things first: once Bob leaves home… he’s not coming back.
By purchasing Bob The Brick, you agree that all sales are final, permanent, and emotionally binding.
🧱 The Official Rule of Bob:
No refunds
No returns
No exchanges
No “I changed my mind”
No “my cat didn’t approve”
No “Bob looked bigger in the photo”
📦 Why?
Bob is not a mass-produced regret machine.
He is a very limited-edition, slightly magical, emotionally questionable brick experience.
Once Bob has been adopted, he immediately begins enjoying his new life. He better. We will not interrupt him to undo your decision.
Each Bob is one-of-a-kind—no clones, no filters, no “factory-perfect” nonsense. Some come with scratches, odd marks, tiny flaws, or mysterious “life experiences” etched right into them. That’s not damage—that’s personality. That's a BRICK for heaven's sake. Bob is not a beauty pageant contestant; he’s more of a “been through things, still standing” kind of brick. And that’s exactly why every one is unique, face and all.
⚠️ Important Notes:
Bob does not do returns.
Bob does not do complaints.
Bob does not do second chances. (He’s a brick. He’s very firm on this.)
🧠 Buyer Understanding Clause:
By completing your adoption (AKA: purchase), you confirm:
“I understand Bob is mine forever, and I will not try to give him back when I feel feelings.”
🧱 Final Statement:
If you are unsure about owning Bob…
Bob respectfully suggests you think about it while he stays exactly where he is, knowing "somebody" will adopt him if you don't. He's OK with that. He just wants a loving, non-judgmental parent.
ADOPT BOB TODAY!!
